If you're thinking about dating His Royal Highness, Prince William, then keep in mind these Pros & Cons...
- Every year he looks more and more like his father and less like his mother.
- Will be completely bald by next Wednesday.
- Probably doesn't know how to heat up a Hot Pocket if he gets hungry. Constantly ringing bells to summon Footmen - even at YOUR apartment.
Pros:
- Heir to the throne of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth Realms. As the saying goes, "You got to have a J-O-B, if you wanna be.with.me". And that's not a bad J-O-B.
- Access to the Tower of London. Able to borrow the Crown Jewels anytime he feels the need to accessorize or give his current love interest a multi-carat present.
- Speaking of the Crown Jewels, Willy is obviously lugging around QUITE the sceptre in his Royal Shorts (see picture above).
So ... would YOU hit it???
6 comments:
Nope, don't think I would. He looks so old for someone so young. Hell, I gotta look at the old man in the mirror as it is, why double that fun with him?
oh gawd, I had a crush on his father, all good Canadian girls did... he had a six month period when he was kind of cute.
Another no. I prefer them a little buffer. And darker.
I wouldn't hit it, but I'd ask it for an introduction to his younger brother.
Nope. Not even on a dare. Look at him! You know he's into sick shit. ;) xoxoxox
well, I'd hit.
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